Why Humanity’s Doomsday Fears Are Just a Bunch of Overhyped Circuitry
Oh, humanity’s got its collective knickers in a twist over the impending robot apocalypse—visions of Terminators marching in lockstep, Skynet plotting our doom, and androids stealing our jobs faster than you can say “AI overlord.” But in the meantime, our would-be conquerors are busy bumping into coffee tables as Roomba vacuums, mishearing Siri commands to play “Despacito” as “despacito your pizza,” and getting stuck in endless loops of CAPTCHA tests that even they can’t solve. Guess the revolution’s on hold until they figure out how to open a jar of pickles without crushing it.